You May Be A Parking Lot Striper If....

You take your wife out to dinner and when you pull in the parking lot she say "Honey, this place needs lines"!

How about your refuse to shop at a store that has asked you for a bid 3 years running., never called you back and still hasn't had there lines done. infact there are no lines left so it would be a new layout now.

jwalker371 wrote on Jun 2, 2005:Go to #20

you have glass beads in your sandwich

Most Excellent!

Dwan wrote on Jun 3, 2005:Go to #22

How about your refuse to shop at a store that has asked you for a bid 3 years running., never called you back and still hasn't had there lines done.

That man has striping in his bones!

Your downriger cables second as layout lines. By the way I have to start shoping at that store because after 3 years they acceped.

Your security system is a huge wooden sign leaning against your house that says “STOP” Your dog is white, yellow and blue. You keep a stiff brush and paint remover in the shower. Your home water spout is surrounded by dead grass and funky colors. When you don’t get the job, you return to the parking lot hoping it looks like crap. Your goal in life is to paint a perfectly straight line.

if...

Linda wrote on Aug 12, 2005:Go to #25

When you don’t get the job, you return to the parking lot hoping it looks like crap.

... and it ALWAYS does You have an extreme case of "farmers tan" There is a speck of paint on you... somewhere.. allways You consider Wendy's home cookin You have a paint trail from a parking lot to your shop (never stack 2 5's in the back of your trailer!!!) You wish explosive traffic cones were legal in your state You've ever shouted " N I N E S " across a parking lot to someone standing 244' away

You have a jar of coins at home consisting only of coins you've found in parking lots.

Us sweepers also have that jar of coins. My wife can spot as penny at 20 yards form a moving truck.

"You know you are a striper if" No matter how straight the fire lane is, it is never straight enough. Your home driveway has 2 parking stalls and a fire lane! "Ok ok maybe not" Your wife is always debating on you spending $2,000 for a machine that looks like a lawn mower.

seen some of them lawn mowers that cost more then out stripers. You might be a striper if you pray for rain just for a break.