MONDAYS JOKE OF THE DAY

Subject: Girl's night out >> >>Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... >> >>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my >>husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" >> >>Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 >>a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, >>the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3times. >> >>Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 >>times. >> >>I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted >>solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when >>totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!) >> >>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him >>"Midnight". >> >>He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! >> >>Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." >> >>When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three >>times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, >>cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped >>over the coffee table and farted." >> >>