One of Dwan's trophies

Here is one of Dwan's friends posing with a trophy-size Great Alaskan Mosquito ( mosquitus vampirus ) that Dwan bagged while standing on his back porch. M. Vampirus have been known to grow twice this size in the interior of Alaska and have been known to carry off babies and poke holes in the Alaska Pipeline. The bite from one leaves a h3ll of a welt! Update: I understand it took TWO shots from a 30.06 and half a gallon of DEET to bring this baby down

Must be related to the same ones around the Texas coastal areas. They can breed with a turkey while standing flat footed.

\\\STRIPES/// wrote on Jun 30, 2005:Go to #2

They can breed with a turkey while standing flat footed.

So can I.

You are a very sick person but you aren't that short!

I've never heard of a stump-broke turkey....

BornToStripe wrote on Jul 6, 2005:Go to #5

I've never heard of a stump-broke turkey....

In all my life there has never been a "one liner" as hard to resist as that one...heck I can't do it... I guess you never met Bookman?

Oh yeah? The only difference is with one you get gobble gobble gobble.... the other you get a bunch of gobble de gook.

LOL. LOL. ROFL. LMAO. I stand corrected.....I have actually MET a stump broke turkey.....