picture tells a thousand words

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some >cyanide. > >The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > >The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. > >The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord have >mercy", I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's >against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in >jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can >NOT have any cyanide!" > >Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a >picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. >The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, (expletive), you didn't >tell me you had a prescription .."